The blog is back. Raise your hand if you noticed it was gone in the first place. Also, my cats have Twitter.

As soon as he learns to fire that thing, I'm done for.

Last one for a while.  I swear. Gnaeus slays the maurauding Tardasaur. I love my goofy-ass cat. . . . (More)

Good morning from the Goofball Society. The Tardasaurus has fangs.  He will eat you.  Onnomnomnom...

By the way, for those of you who have called, texted, emailed and/or messaged me in WoW to ask, Arthurtard has made a full recovery and is back to his frisky, chatty Arthurtardian ways. The vet gave him two massive injections of steroids and anti-biotics, which knocked him out for almost two days, b . . . (More)

The capacity of my laundry basket is exactly 2 Lolcats. And no, I have no idea why they were in there.  Or how they got in there.  Or why they were in no hurry to get out. . . . (More)

Every cat owner knows that you must be careful where throw the "favorite toy," also known as the Best Toy Ever Ever.  Because, if you accidentally do something like, say, throw the Best Toy Ever Ever near a book case, and the Best Toy Ever Ever sails into one of the shelves then slides back t . . . (More)

Arthur and Rabbit share a small (re: cat-sized) food bowl.  The bowl is located in the guest bathroom, in a corner between a wall and the tub.  There is always a small battle over who will eat first when the bowl is refilled, and it is a battle Arthur almost always wins.  Rabbit, h . . . (More)

It's been a week of ups and downs so far in Sin City, and I guess I should just flip a coin to see which to talk about first. "Downs" wins, so here's the recap. Gran may have to have surgery.  Well, Gran *will* have to have surgery, and she is freaking out about it.  There are so many do . . . (More)

Things I have learned in the past 48 hours: Chamba incense smells really, *really* good and puts me in a creative mindset. Must keep constant supply on hand. It does not, however, give me willpower to do anything creative.  Must find incense that does this and has a scent that compliments cha . . . (More)