Because some conversations are too priceless not to repost. This one will have me cracking up for quite a while to come. Pieced together over 2 days of Tweets. vegaszombie = Zombie curtinparole = Winston ocasionalmadnes = Me Wednesday curtinparloe is saddened to learn that Twitter doesn't sto . . . (More)

I will not be getting a house for at least 4-6 more months.  This sucks, monumentally.  Especially as it is no one's fault but my own.  I fail as a human being. Unless plans change, I will probably lock into one more lease here at La Chateau, then break it (and suffer the financial p . . . (More)

Last one for a while.  I swear. Gnaeus slays the maurauding Tardasaur. I love my goofy-ass cat. . . . (More)

Thanks to my friends at the IRS, it's going to be a stress-filled day or two.  I am pissed at my bank for its stupidity, at the IRS for being the messenger (and the one I have to write the check to) and mostly at myself for inadvertently  screwing things up in the first place.  Learni . . . (More)

Every cat owner knows that you must be careful where throw the "favorite toy," also known as the Best Toy Ever Ever.  Because, if you accidentally do something like, say, throw the Best Toy Ever Ever near a book case, and the Best Toy Ever Ever sails into one of the shelves then slides back t . . . (More)

I found my cell phone this afternoon, after it went through the spin and rinse cycles. It smells Downy fresh and, thanks to Zombs, I just baked the bastard on low for an hour and got it to power back up.  So those of you who know me and the old number (the 276 one) can resume using it. . . . (More)

The car and my new couch got delivered yesterday, which meant the LOLcats and I bid adieu to the La Quinta and relocated to the apartment. I arrived to a place where my only entertainment was the couch itself and the cats, both of whom are very much in "no like, no want" mode about all this moving a . . . (More)

I was a substantial way through finishing the third part of "Relic," a Mystic Nation-verse short story I've been working on for almost 10 years (no joke), when the file went haywire. Ctrl+Z (also known as The Author's Lifeline ) did nothing to rectify the situation.  I closed out the file, as I . . . (More)

In regards to the possibly-antique, incredibly old, slightly dusty former bathroom lighting structure that is now in an irrespirable state of shatteredness in the kitchen trash can due to having fallen about nine feet from its former perch: My bad. . . . (More)

New from the makers of Mage-in-a-Box! The first all-in-one tool for all your world domination needs.  Are you an aspiring overlord? Do your enemies fail to rue the day they first crossed your path? Or do those plans for global takeover keep falling through due to unforeseen circumstances? . . . (More)