I thought I would share with you all a few of the To-Do lists that are floating around  my house.  It should give you some insight into the three people living here, and make you wonder why in the hell we all share the same place.

Grandfather’s To-Do List:
Repair leaking bathroom sink drain
Sand down, enamel and seal up the bathtub
Clean the hallway walls
Get rid of coffee table in front of fireplace
Fix dryer that no longer dries things (hang wet clothes on line)
Throw out Ang’s queen-sized bed that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with and replace it with much more space-oriented twin bed.
Get new hardware (faucet, showerhead,  knobs) for the bathtub

Grandmother’s To-Do List
Replace bathroom sink
Replace 3000-lb. Cast-iron bathtub
Replace Kitchen Sink
Replace hallway wallpaper
Replace dryer (take wet clothes to Laundromat for drying)
Buy 30-gallon fish tank for the coffee table in front of the fireplace
Steal Ang’s queen-sized bed and somehow fit it into her closet-sized bedroom
Get new hardware (faucet, showerhead,  knobs) for the bathtub

My  To-Do List:
Tell both of them to leave me the hell out of all dryer, bathtub, sink related issues.
Keep their dirty little paws off of my bed
Sleep in said bed as often as possible, preferably during the daylight hours so as to avoid constant cries of "Ang!  I need you!"  or "Hey, Paige, come here a sec."
Work like hell during very odd hours, while most people are sleeping.
Upgrade fish tank through any means necessary.
Keep my grandmother the hell away from the keys to my car.
Get new hardware (faucet, showerhead,  knobs) for the bathtub

Sadie (the Dog’s) To-Do List
Follow Gran around all day.
Look cute, sit behind her and stare until she is unnerved.
Repeat.

 At least us three humanoids have something in common with our hatred f the bathroom hardware.  Not sure if this is enough to forge a bond on, but we're trying.  Or they are.  Or at least trying not to kill each other.  I'm staying the heck out of the line of fire.  It's safer where the crazy people can't get you.